Procrastination - The Student's Leviathan

It turns out, as you may have already read, that I would easily get an degree in procrastination. I'm not joking, I have become so bad that I even distract myself with reading relevant books to help me in my essay and re-reading them until its too late to complete my essay.

Yup.

I'm distracting myself from my work with other not important work. That is how far I have come. Sad times. Even now I am distracting myself, but I can still convince myself that this is equally important and this may help improve the quality of my written style...I don't think its working really...bugger.

It's not that I don't like my essays, it's just that I'm very lazy. Leaving everything to the last minute gives so much more time now to do more useless shit, like watching YouTube and going on Facebook and sleeping...It's bad. Very Bad. Especially that I'm not so smart that I can afford to be wasting time on YouTube and Facebook. I'm nowhere near that smart, just close enough to be able to bullshit through some stuff. Although, I know the lecturers can see through it...luckily I do it amusingly enough that thy find it more fun to watch me squirm while they ask me questions and listen to me go:

"Oooh...ahhhh...I can't quite remember that part...I must have scanned over it without registering it! Does this happen to do anything with it?" Then I will try and drive the discussion to a slightly more safe, neutral and subjective area.

Dear God. How I got this far I will never know...

Procrastination sucks arse. WHY IS IT SO ADDICTIVE?!

Oh well...at least uber quantities of stress and guilt make for a good cure...oh and tea...lots of tea...

 I wish you "Good Luck" in any of your work adventures,
Rhodri